Tyler Modelers Club - Standard Carnage Scale

ALIBIS for PLANE DAMAGE

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Radio Inteference
Ailerons Reversed
Cross Wind Landing
Cross Wind Takeoff
Stalled on Takeoff
Stalled on Landing
Damage In Transit
Damaged at Home
Someone Stepped On It
DUMB THUMB
Animal Ate It
Wing Spar Broke in Flight
Motor Torqued Off Plane
Bad Dead Stick Landing
Answered Cellphone
Bad Eyesight
Mid-Air Crash
Hit a Plane on the Runway
Bad Hand Launch
DUMB THUMB
Wire Jerked Out by Servo
Non-Flyer Tried to Fly It
Car Drove Onto Runway
Another Plane Landed On It
Plane Fell Out of Car
Tool Box Fell On It
Disintegrated in Flight
Tried to Fly in Formation
Took Eyes Off Model
DUMB THUMB
Ran Into a Bird in the Air
Hit an Embankment
A Tree Grabbed It
Flew Away
Forgot to Charge RX Battery
Forgot to Charge TX Battery
Power Switch Failed in Plane
Wing Holdown Rubbers Broke
Wing Holdown Screws Broke
DUMB THUMB
Aileron Flutter
Flight Battery Fell Out
Shot Down by Irate Neighbor
Weather Abruptly Changed
Choppy Water Float Flying
Plane Sank in Lake
Hit By Boat in Lake
Hit a Power Line
Fell Asleep While Flying
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Had Sneezing Fit While Flying
Lost Plane in the Sun
Lost Plane in the Dark
Lost Plane in the Clouds
Hit by Lightning
Damaged by Hail
Run Over by Bicycle
Thermalled Out of Sight
Bad Bungee Launch
DUMB THUMB
Cartwheeled on Landing
Landing Gear Folded
Retracts Didn't Work Right
Hit Pilot Safety Barrier
Careened Off Runway
Elevator Reversed
Walked into Ceiling Fan
Tail Holdown Pulled Loose
Plane Fell Off Work Table
DUMB THUMB
Bad Tow Launch
Someone Turned on Another TX
Epoxy/Glue Failed
Severely Out of Trim
Rudder Reversed
Wing Covering Came Off
Was 'Flying' Wrong Airplane
Wrong Plane Used on TX
Buddy Box Switch Failed
DUMB THUMB
Switch in Plane Failed
Dropped My Transmitter
Motor Came off Plane
Lost Plane in the Fog
Attacked by a Hawk
Forgot to Unroll RX Antenna
Forgot to Extend TX Antenna
Bug Flew in My Ear
Used Wrong Transmitter
DUMB THUMB
Lipo Battery Exploded
Hit by a Meteor
Tree Fell on It
Shot by a Duck Hunter
Wild Pigs Ate It
Run Over by the Mower
Collided with Another Plane
Autopsy Could Not Determine
Just a BAD AIR Day!

Reasons Compiled From Discussions, by James Talley, TMC, August 2002

Recommended Excuses:
A) To tell your Wife: #86 - Attacked by a hawk
B) To tell your flying buddies: #2 - Radio inteference
C) To tell your son (whose plane you crashed): #80 - Buddy box switch failed
D) To admit to yourself: #91 - DUMB THUMB!!!

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Latest Update: 05/23/2005 at 6:45 AM CDT

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50	DUMB THUMB Radio Inteference Ailerons Reversed Cross Wind Landing Cross Wind Takeoff Stalled on Takeoff Stalled on Landing Damage In Transit Damaged at Home Someone Stepped On It DUMB THUMB Animal Ate It Wing Spar Broke in Flight Motor Torqued Off Plane Bad Dead Stick Landing Answered Cellphone Bad Eyesight Mid-Air Crash Hit a Plane on the Runway Bad Hand Launch DUMB THUMB Wire Jerked Out by Servo Non-Flyer Tried to Fly It Car Drove Onto Runway Another Plane Landed On It Plane Fell Out of Car Tool Box Fell On It Disintegrated in Flight Tried to Fly in Formation Took Eyes Off Model DUMB THUMB Ran Into a Bird in the Air Hit an Embankment A Tree Grabbed It Flew Away Forgot to Charge RX Battery Forgot to Charge TX Battery Power Switch Failed in Plane Wing Holdown Rubbers Broke Wing Holdown Screws Broke DUMB THUMB Aileron Flutter Flight Battery Fell Out Shot Down by Irate Neighbor Weather Abruptly Changed Choppy Water Float Flying Plane Sank in Lake Hit By Boat in Lake Hit a Power Line Fell Asleep While Flying		51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100	DUMB THUMB Had Sneezing Fit While Flying Lost Plane in the Sun Lost Plane in the Dark Lost Plane in the Clouds Hit by Lightning Damaged by Hail Run Over by Bicycle Thermalled Out of Sight Bad Bungee Launch DUMB THUMB Cartwheeled on Landing Landing Gear Folded Retracts Didn't Work Right Hit Pilot Safety Barrier Careened Off Runway Elevator Reversed Walked into Ceiling Fan Tail Holdown Pulled Loose Plane Fell Off Work Table DUMB THUMB Bad Tow Launch Someone Turned on Another TX Epoxy/Glue Failed Severely Out of Trim Rudder Reversed Wing Covering Came Off Was 'Flying' Wrong Airplane Wrong Plane Used on TX Buddy Box Switch Failed DUMB THUMB Switch in Plane Failed Dropped My Transmitter Motor Came off Plane Lost Plane in the Fog Attacked by a Hawk Forgot to Unroll RX Antenna Forgot to Extend TX Antenna Bug Flew in My Ear Used Wrong Transmitter DUMB THUMB Lipo Battery Exploded Hit by a Meteor Tree Fell on It Shot by a Duck Hunter Wild Pigs Ate It Run Over by the Mower Collided with Another Plane Autopsy Could Not Determine Just a BAD AIR Day!